When a physician remarked on a new patients extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, "High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family." "Your mothers side or your fathers?" the doctor asked. "Neither," he replied. "Its from my wifes family."

"Oh, come now," the doctor said. "How could your wifes family give you high blood pressure?" He sighed. "You oughta meet em sometime, Doc!